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#0 by DIMEX

(VIP) (0 mesaje) at 2007-01-07 12:11:57 (905 săptămâni în urmă) - [Link]

REFORMA -=TOP ACHTUNG=-

Mă adresez tuturor utilizatorilor mai "tineri". În ultimul timp, s-a pierdut adevăratul sens şi gust al topicului Top Achtung.
De fapt "Top Achtung" este ceva ce nu poţi să explici, asta poţi doar să simţi.
Însă, generaţia nouă a membrilor forum-ului nu îşi dau seama ce fac, şi cum ar trebui să arate topicul dat.
Astfel spre atenţia D-voastră se oferă Arhiva -=TOP ACHTUNG=-

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Vă rog să analizaţi schimbarea conţinutului temelor pe parcursul evoluţiei şi să faceţi nişte concluzii. Şi, în baza acestor concluzii să încercaţi să modificaţi modul D-voastră de comportament în topicul respectiv.

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#1851 by Shtefan2007

(Power User) (0 mesaje) at 2007-01-25 15:38:42 (902 săptămâni în urmă) - [Link]

#1853 gliukOZ, Taxi 1406 :lol:

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#1852 by gliukOZ (Power User) (0 mesaje) at 2007-01-25 15:38:55 (902 săptămâni în urmă) - [Link]

Acest mesaj nu respecta eticheta de comunicare și a fost ascuns. Click dacă oricum dorești să-l vezi.

#1853 by mixdpp

(Ovrijât) (0 mesaje) at 2007-01-25 15:54:00 (902 săptămâni în urmă) - [Link]

#1847 gliukOZ, pfff

#1850 vasilisa, +1))

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#1854 by gliukOZ (Power User) (0 mesaje) at 2007-01-25 15:56:03 (902 săptămâni în urmă) - [Link]

Acest mesaj nu respecta eticheta de comunicare și a fost ascuns. Click dacă oricum dorești să-l vezi.

#1855 by mixdpp

(Ovrijât) (0 mesaje) at 2007-01-25 15:59:37 (902 săptămâni în urmă) - [Link]

Acest mesaj nu respecta eticheta de comunicare și a fost ascuns. Click dacă oricum dorești să-l vezi.

#1856 by Shtefan2007

(Power User) (0 mesaje) at 2007-01-25 16:11:03 (902 săptămâni în urmă) - [Link]

http://www.torrents.md/forum.php?action=viewtopic&topicid=10089&page=p417088#417088

*Comentul a fost shters :lol:

Editat de către Shtefan2007 la 2007-01-25 16:14:07

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#1857 by Sandelu (Душанбе) (0 mesaje) at 2007-01-25 16:11:30 (902 săptămâni în urmă) - [Link]

#1859 Shtefan2007, :rofl:

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#1858 by Kapnobatai

(Клоун) (0 mesaje) at 2007-01-25 16:31:47 (902 săptămâni în urmă) - [Link]

http://www.torrents.md/imagestorage/98502_1d4.jpg

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#1859 by Freedom (User) (0 mesaje) at 2007-01-25 16:38:28 (902 săptămâni în urmă) - [Link]

#1861 Kapnobatai, ae reply rulz :rofl:

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#1860 by m000rfik (User) (0 mesaje) at 2007-01-25 16:39:33 (902 săptămâni în urmă) - [Link]

#1861 Kapnobatai, :eyebrow:

...patanu cred ca copie ceva de la tine dar tu ii dai cu viteza mica pentru ca seedezi si alte torrente.asta am inteles din mesajul lui

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#1861 by UTM

(Power User) (0 mesaje) at 2007-01-25 16:40:25 (902 săptămâni în urmă) - [Link]

#1861 Kapnobatai, friji :lol:

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#1862 by m000rfik (User) (0 mesaje) at 2007-01-25 16:49:42 (902 săptămâni în urmă) - [Link]

http://www.torrents.md/userdetails.php?id=5771
avataru rupe buka

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#1863 by Virusss (Uploader) (0 mesaje) at 2007-01-25 17:00:10 (902 săptămâni în urmă) - [Link]

#1865 m000rfik, :lol:

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#1864 by serg

(Агент КГБ) (0 mesaje) at 2007-01-25 17:01:20 (902 săptămâni în urmă) - [Link]

#1861 Kapnobatai, кросафчиг=))

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#1865 by Alegzander (Wicked Sick) (0 mesaje) at 2007-01-25 18:33:56 (902 săptămâni în urmă) - [Link]

I Wish The World Was Like This

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#1866 by Shtefan2007

(Power User) (0 mesaje) at 2007-01-25 18:40:35 (902 săptămâni în urmă) - [Link]

#1868 AlexXxander, :w00t:

Ultima

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#1867 by Renegade

(Power User) (0 mesaje) at 2007-01-25 18:46:29 (902 săptămâni în urmă) - [Link]

#1868 AlexXxander, interesant unde la ultima pe harta nimereshte gaoaza.

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#1868 by Antipod (Power User) (0 mesaje) at 2007-01-25 18:52:56 (902 săptămâni în urmă) - [Link]

#1868 AlexXxander, Amush ma apuc sa invatz iarashi geografia :lol:

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#1869 by Alegzander (Wicked Sick) (0 mesaje) at 2007-01-25 18:55:03 (902 săptămâni în urmă) - [Link]

#1870 Renegade,
:rofl:

Asa geografie mi-ar placea shi mie :lol:

#1871 Antipod,

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#1870 by beshlica (Power User) (0 mesaje) at 2007-01-25 19:14:19 (902 săptămâni în urmă) - [Link]

an gasit prikoli pe uncyclopedia.org , tipa cum sa afli daca eshti moldovean :

You know you are moldovan if:

You grew up on liver sandwiches.... and thought that was normal.

You make your own noodles…

Eating spaghetti with a spoon is absolutely normal…and with bread!

Everything you eat is savored in garlic and onions.

You try and reuse gift wrappers, gift boxes, and of course aluminum foil.

You are standing next to the two largest suitcases at the airport.

Of airports - your name was called at least once, as you were late for your flight. And you got a personal bus for youself only!

Not many nations in Europe may have a better idea (on the national level!) about the difference between the European Union and Schengen Agreement area…

You have (or at least will have soon) more than one passport.

You arrive one or two hours late to a party - and think its normal.

If it happens that you arrive in time - you get frustrated by people being late.

You don't want to be late - you come early and wait even more.

You talk for an hour at the front door when leaving someone's house.

The conclusion of any discussion on international politics or current events and their influence on the Republic of Moldova ends with the same conclusion: "Pashi shi sanatate sa shie…"

A new tax being passed by the government is simply a cover up because the end of the world is really coming anyway.

You lived with your parents until you were 21.

Then you got married..

All your children have nick names, which sound nowhere close to their real names.

You know someone with 10 kids.

Your parents never throw anything away and if you by some chance manage to get something to make it to the garbage can... it mysteriously appears back where it was again.

You have lace curtains.

You have lace tablecloths.

You have rugs covering every inch of your house, including the walls.

You never read the instructions of some new high-tech equipment that you buy, discovering new features even after months/years of usage.

Your mom tells you you're too skinny even though you are 30 kilos overweight.

Girls can't have boyfriends when they are 17 but they have to be married at 18.

You have curtains hanging across every doorway.

Your parents tell you not to care what your friends think but they won't let you do certain things because of what other 'frati' and 'surori' will think. (brothers and sisters)

You know someone that married his girlfriend of 2 months.

You and your friends have at least once been kicked out of a restaurant or recreational park for being too loud or rowdy.

Your mom recycles plastic cups and paper plates, and sandwich bags by washing them.

You don't know how to use a dishwasher.

You (or your parents) have a vinyl tablecloth on your kitchen table.

You use grocery bags to hold garbage.

Your dad butchered at least a pig or lamb…okay, at least a rabbit, you victim of the 21st century!

You keep leftover food in your fridge in as many numbers of bowls as possible.

Your kitchen shelf is full of jam jars, varieties of bowls and plastic utensils (Got free with some household items).

Your parents call you farm animals when you get them mad.

Your mom ever chased you with a rolling pin or a broom telling you to stop so that she could hit you.

Your dad ever told you to smack yourself over the mouth for being disrespectful.

You're twenty years old and your parents are trying to send you to Romoville to get you married cause your old.

Getting married at 18 is normal.

Getting married at 16 actually happens.

It is legal for you to get married at 16, but illegal to smoke, drink and watch porn until 18.

Your mom washes your clothing at 40.

Going above 40, you start awaiting death.

Asking if you can get a discount at a discount store on clearance items is normal and not embarrassing for your parents.

You don't use measuring cups when cooking.

You feel like you've gotten a good deal if you didn't pay tax.

You can only travel if there are 5 persons at least to see you off or receive you whether you are traveling by bus, train or plane.

You only make long distance calls after 11 p.m.

If! you don't live at home, when your parents call, they ask if you've eaten, even if it's midnight.

When your parents meet strangers and talk for a few minutes, you discover you're talking to a distant cousin.

Your parents don't realize phone connections to foreign countries have improved in the last two decades, and still scream at the top of their lungs when making foreign calls.

You have bed sheets on your sofas so as to keep them away from getting dirty.

It's "normal" if your wedding party has some 800 people.

Luckily it's also good fundraising.

When a woman asks "do you love me?" you usually answer: "Whats wrong with you?" (shi cu tini fa?)

You dont know half the people at your wedding cuz your parents invited them.

But it is enough to go around the city and you definitely meet an old buddy you have not seen for years!

You have written at least one poem, and probably the teacher made you!

You have experienced the art of drinking wine from a bucket - and not only once!

One pot of wine for lunch for the whole family - from 5 year old to 50 and more!

You are convinced that red wine is the only (or at least the best) protection against radiation - the more you have, the more protected! And able to back it with scientific facts…

Most of your friendships are established as well as broken of basis of alcohol. The more long-lasting the friendship - the worse for your health.

And this is why you will never succeed in business - too many friends.

Establishing useful as well as useless "connections" - even future eventual ones, is really a national sports.

Not liking someone makes him/her automatically a stupid person…at best!

Same haircut, same dress code for 40 years is absolutely acceptable for men.

You lift your shoulders and your feet and call it national dance.

You don't understand anything in wine, yet you are sure moldovans have the best wine.

…and they really do! So good, we don't even export it - we drink it ourselves!

Cultural relativism is a concept you will never agree to understand - who was this Geert Hofstede guy anyway? Of corse not a Moldovan! :p

Most difficult is to start doing something… And this is may be also better for the people around you, and...hell, for the whole world.

Your life philosophy is "could be better, but could be worse"

Speaking of which, you can probably find a proverb or saying for almost any situation in life.

Although you respect the elders, it is sometmes too hard to stand up and offer the seat...

No concrete skills, yet you are universal - University degree and profession do not at all have to be in any interrelation (besides practicing medicine, perhaps).

You just love being the boss! In fact, this is the only work you can do.

Although supposed to be bilingual from "birth" (Romanian and Russian), you barely speak properly any of the languages…probably somewhere in between.

You are happy that the whole world thinks O-zone are Romanian!

You've seen the ground while inside the lavatory of a train.

You have mastered the art of bargaining in grocery shopping.

You walk out of the grocery store with no less then two packed shopping carts weekly.

Never do today what you can leave for tomorrow!

Opera or theatre? - none

White wine or red wine? - First-in-first-out!

Brunette or blonde? - Both! And the redheaded too!

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#1871 by System at 2007-01-25 19:15:50 (902 săptămâni în urmă) - [Link]