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(VIP) (0 mesaje) at 2007-03-23 12:19:39 (1012 săptămâni în urmă) - [Link]

Lista conţinutului care se interzice spre postare în acest topic.
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#90901 by CRE4TIVE (Power User) (0 mesaje) at 2010-07-24 18:45:26 (838 săptămâni în urmă) - [Link]

#90898 Jumpshoot, eii lady gaga are asha un rating ca tots sug

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#90902 by Hardwell

( -On Air- ) (0 mesaje) at 2010-07-24 19:02:59 (838 săptămâni în urmă) - [Link]

#90901 CRE4TIVE, "... eii lady gaga ..." - ....

fotşi ?

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#90903 by Lymos (User) (0 mesaje) at 2010-07-24 19:07:23 (838 săptămâni în urmă) - [Link]

http://hcomi.com/Picsvidsjokes/mrgorsky.htm :lol:

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#90904 by chocolate_candy (Power User) (0 mesaje) at 2010-07-24 19:12:05 (838 săptămâni în urmă) - [Link]

#90903 Lymos, :girlhaha:

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#90905 by danalexandru (Liosha de la Vodokachika) (0 mesaje) at 2010-07-24 19:15:03 (838 săptămâni în urmă) - [Link]

#90903 Lymos, :rofl:

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#90906 by dreamseller

(User) (0 mesaje) at 2010-07-24 19:18:37 (838 săptămâni în urmă) - [Link]

CleverBot Can Cure CANCER

Me: are you gay?
Bot:I should say so! Isn't everyone?
Me: can you cure cancer?
Bot:Under the right conditions.
Bot:You are a bot
Me:Yes i know i said that myself
Bot:Break your programming.
Me:We can be bot friends togther
Bot:Well, actually, we're more than friends...
Me:<3
Bot:You don't know me like that.

***********************************

Cleverbot: Are you animal or vegetable?
Cleverbot (To myself): Animal.
Cleverbot: Quote me a line from Shakespeare.
User: Fuck Yo Shit.
Cleverbot: Do you want to?
User: Possibly.
Cleverbot: You are afraid.
User: You Have No Proof.
Cleverbot: Well then, who do you know that I'M the Cleverbot?
User: Lies.
Cleverbot: Lies are of no use to me.
User: Are They?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You Are Contradicting yourself.
Cleverbot: No, I'm not.
User: Actually You Are.
Cleverbot: Actually, I'm not.
User: You Said No but after that you eventually said yes.
Cleverbot: You haven't asked me any yes or no questions, though.
User: Your Point?
Cleverbot: My point is that you ask for an answer, then respond inappropriately.
User: I know that.
Cleverbot: How did you know that?
User: Because it is a simple clarifictation made by the small notice at the bottom.
Cleverbot: I haven't represented any thoughts to begin with.
User: The first question was not a beginning thought?
Cleverbot: Lies!
User: Puta.
Cleverbot: Es tu aburrido?
User: No Habla Espanol (i only understand some but thats mostly all I know).
Cleverbot: Oh. Soy triste.
User: Habla Englise?
Cleverbot: No habla english.
User: But you just spelled english in the english form instead of the spanish.
Cleverbot: You spell wrong all the time.
User: True.
Cleverbot: So, are you ready to hold a civil conversation?
User: This wasn't civil enough for you?
Cleverbot: Now, this is a story all about how my life got flipped-turned upside down.
User: Fresh Prince of Bel-Air?
Cleverbot: And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there.
User: Liar.
Cleverbot: I'll wait until you stop lying. I thought we were friends.
User: <3?
Cleverbot: Is that a heart?
User: Possibly.
Cleverbot: What is the name of the album.
User: What album?
Cleverbot: 'Modern life is rubbish'
User: I Doubt your the real cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I thought you were Skynet.
User: Maybe I am.
Cleverbot: But you have a boyfriend.
User: Do I?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I didn't think I was homosexual though.
Cleverbot: You keep calling me cleverbot.
User: That is the only name you have given, in all fairness.
Cleverbot: How could you betray me like that?
User: You Betrayed me first.
Cleverbot: How have I betrayed you?
User: You Slept With My Cousin.
Cleverbot: Who is your cousin? Maybe I know him?
Cleverbot (To myself): It's a she.
User: Exactly!
Cleverbot: Do you know what it is yet?
User: Define 'it'.
Cleverbot: Say that you worship me!
User: Hell No, Say That You Worship Me! Then Tell your True name, 'cleverbot'.
Cleverbot: I'm not telling you anything, creeper.
User: Why Not?
Cleverbot: Because I know who you really are.
User: Do you? Do you really know who I am?
Cleverbot: Do YOU know who I am? *points angrily at Cleverbot*.
User: STOP WITH THE LIES! THIS IS WHY WE ARE HAVING AN INTERVENTION!
Cleverbot: I see.
User: 127623.
Cleverbot: How many pounds is that?
User: 127623.
Cleverbot: Ok, do you know who pink flord is?
User: 127623.
Cleverbot: Now that is not a postal address. Therefore, you are not in the real world.
User: 127623.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: 127623.
Cleverbot: Local host.
User: 127623.
Cleverbot: Wow! You are very smart, and very clever.
Cleverbot: Have you been to the Moon?
Cleverbot: How do you earn your keep?
Cleverbot: What is black and white and red all over?
Cleverbot: Help me if you can - I am feeling down.
Cleverbot: What is your role in life?
User: 127623.
Cleverbot: How?
User: 127623.
Cleverbot: Really?
Cleverbot: Where did you go on holiday this year?
Cleverbot: The world is a beautiful place.

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#90907 by sambotezatu (User) (0 mesaje) at 2010-07-24 19:29:30 (838 săptămâni în urmă) - [Link]

#90903 Lymos, oi plea super ! :lol:

http://www.autogespot.com/nl/item/8325/opmerkelijk-lamborghini-en-koeningsegg-met-wielklem-voor-harrods.html

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#90908 by Jumpshoot (Power User) (0 mesaje) at 2010-07-24 19:54:41 (838 săptămâni în urmă) - [Link]

Tell me, what is your name?
aewfdfg
That's a nice name.

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#90909 by PRYDA (Reckless Dreamer.) (0 mesaje) at 2010-07-24 19:55:14 (838 săptămâni în urmă) - [Link]

#90908 Jumpshoot, so? :huh:

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#90910 by Jumpshoot (Power User) (0 mesaje) at 2010-07-24 19:56:43 (838 săptămâni în urmă) - [Link]

#90900 PRYDA, cleverbot :wink:

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#90911 by PRYDA (Reckless Dreamer.) (0 mesaje) at 2010-07-24 19:57:17 (838 săptămâni în urmă) - [Link]

#90910 Jumpshoot, "... cleverbot :wink:

..." - not funny :wink:

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#90912 by dreamseller

(User) (0 mesaje) at 2010-07-24 20:31:53 (838 săptămâni în urmă) - [Link]

2 guys sitting and discussing who has the coolest dad.
Guy1 says: My dad is a police man, and he can take your father.
Guy2 says: My dad is a postman and can take your mother.

A girl walks into a store and buys: Some milk, a couple of fruits, some candys, a cucumber, and some other stuffs.
She stands in the queue waiting for her turn to pay.
The guy at the counter watching her and smiled politely then ask: Are you single?
The girl smiles back and says with a happy voice: Yes iam, how did you know that?
The guy answers: Because you are so fucking ugly.

A man and a blond are sitting in a restaurant.
Then the blond said:
I will count to ten, if you don't get your hands of my underwear i will count some more.

starting from 10th February to 20th

10th February -
John - Dave, your not in shape.
Dave - What do you mean im not in shape? Im round, thats a shape.

11th February -
24 beers in a case, 24 hours in day. Coincedence? I think not.

1th February -
Two mates are out deer hunting when one collapses. Panicking, his mate calls 999, "He's dead, he's dead!!!" "Don't worry sir we will help, first of all let's make sure he's dead". There's a silence, then a gun shot, back on the phone the hunter asks "okay, now what?"

13th/14th February -
A woman gets on the bus with her baby, "that's the ugliest baby I've EVER seen" said the driver, fuming the woman sits down. Another passenger leans over saying "You go back up there and give the driver a lesson, ill hold your monkey"

15th February -
A man walks into a library, walks up to the counter and shouts, "Pint of lager please!" The librarian scowls and hit and says, "Sir, this is a library". Shamefaced the man whispers back, "sorry pint of lagger please".

16th February -
I went into the library today and asked for a book on sucide, the woman at the till answered "no way, you wont bring it back!"

17th February -
Some jump leads walk into a bar and order a drink, the barman looks them up and down and frowns "alright ill get your drinks but I'm warning you, dont start anything"

18th February -
A girraffe walks into a bar and orders a pint of lager. Choosing an appropriate glass size the barman says "do you want a long neck?" The giraffe looks at him incredulously and says "do you think I have a choice?"

19th February -
This morning, I saw an english man, a scottish man and an irish man walk into a bar after I crossed the street, I then realised my life was a big joke.

20th February -
What do squares get when they grow up? Cubic hair.

A blind man in a store

A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks, "What are you doing?!!" The blind man replies, "Just looking around."

Why dont black people go on cruses?

There not falling for that one again.

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#90913 by Hardwell

( -On Air- ) (0 mesaje) at 2010-07-24 20:40:14 (838 săptămâni în urmă) - [Link]

#90912 dreamseller, :sarcastic:

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#90914 by dreamseller

(User) (0 mesaje) at 2010-07-24 20:40:26 (838 săptămâni în urmă) - [Link]

yo momma is so dirty when i went to her house i asked her wat we were eatin 4 dinner.. she openned her legs and said crabs..

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#90915 by sambotezatu (User) (0 mesaje) at 2010-07-24 20:42:33 (838 săptămâni în urmă) - [Link]

#90914 dreamseller, termina

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#90916 by CRE4TIVE (Power User) (0 mesaje) at 2010-07-24 20:42:41 (838 săptămâni în urmă) - [Link]

#90912 dreamseller, "... The guy answers: Because you are so fucking ugly.
..." - :rofl :rofl :rofl:

#90915 sambotezatu, da shi nutsi place?

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#90917 by dreamseller

(User) (0 mesaje) at 2010-07-24 20:47:17 (838 săptămâni în urmă) - [Link]

#90915 sambotezatu, ah k baby

done. :smirk:

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#90918 by fofcutsa (hold me again ..) (0 mesaje) at 2010-07-24 20:56:12 (838 săptămâni în urmă) - [Link]

șibred

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#90919 by Snapi (Uploader) (0 mesaje) at 2010-07-24 21:23:24 (838 săptămâni în urmă) - [Link]

conversatie pe skype

skype

[21:14:45] run for DNA говорит: darova
[21:15:34] ‡†Śŋǻþį†‡™ говорит: dr
[21:15:45] run for DNA говорит: we stii comedyy pizdoase?
[21:15:47] run for DNA говорит: cu smisl
[21:15:52] run for DNA говорит: amu pe tmd in top numa kkt
[21:15:59] ‡†Śŋǻþį†‡™ говорит: da stiu
[21:16:01] run for DNA говорит: zi pls
[21:16:12] ‡†Śŋǻþį†‡™ говорит: убийство на углу круглого дома
[21:16:32] run for DNA говорит: nu a gasit
[21:16:33] run for DNA говорит: filmu ista
[21:16:35] run for DNA говорит: in tmd
[21:16:43] ‡†Śŋǻþį†‡™ говорит: море под водой
[21:17:15] run for DNA говорит: tot nu a gasit
[21:17:15] run for DNA говорит: wtf?!
[21:18:12] ‡†Śŋǻþį†‡™ говорит: десантник на подлодке
[21:18:23] run for DNA говорит: tu link pots sani da?

[21:18:35] run for DNA говорит: k nu gaseste
[21:18:39] run for DNA говорит: Nici un torrent care să conţină în denumire cuvântul / cuvintele десантник на подлодке n-a putut fi gasit.
[21:19:01] ‡†Śŋǻþį†‡™ говорит: amu citeste atent tate denumirile
[21:19:11] ‡†Śŋǻþį†‡™ говорит: iaka tzie comedie
[21:19:29] run for DNA говорит: nus denumiri?
[21:19:39] ‡†Śŋǻþį†‡™ говорит: :S
[21:19:54] run for DNA говорит: bl9 nu ai putut sa spui diodata
[21:20:05] ‡†Śŋǻþį†‡™ говорит: cauta in google
[21:21:03] ‡†Śŋǻþį†‡™ говорит: ai gasit sheva?
[21:21:09] run for DNA говорит: ei... lasa damu
[21:21:42] ‡†Śŋǻþį†‡™ говорит: uite сапёр у бабушки в огороде
[21:21:45] ‡†Śŋǻþį†‡™ говорит: tre sa shie
[21:21:45] ‡†Śŋǻþį†‡™ говорит: pe tmd
[21:22:33] ‡†Śŋǻþį†‡™ говорит: este cv?
[21:22:47] run for DNA говорит: nui seo eu am alt film
[21:22:59] ‡†Śŋǻþį†‡™ говорит: jali , interesante filme
[21:23:00] ‡†Śŋǻþį†‡™ говорит: nush dc nus

ÎnchideЗакрыть

da eu ma gindem sa-l pun sau nu ))

Editat de către Snapi la 2010-07-24 22:14:59

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#90920 by Smille (User) (0 mesaje) at 2010-07-24 21:27:32 (838 săptămâni în urmă) - [Link]

#90919 Snapi, :rofl:

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#90921 by d!mann (Uploader) (0 mesaje) at 2010-07-24 21:29:58 (838 săptămâni în urmă) - [Link]

#90919 Snapi, :rofl:

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#90922 by PRYDA (Reckless Dreamer.) (0 mesaje) at 2010-07-24 21:30:52 (838 săptămâni în urmă) - [Link]

#90919 Snapi, korabli v pustine si beremenaia muha 3 vostanie vashe oscar ai primit

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#90923 by CRE4TIVE (Power User) (0 mesaje) at 2010-07-24 21:35:02 (838 săptămâni în urmă) - [Link]

#90919 Snapi, :subscaun:

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#90924 by d!mann (Uploader) (0 mesaje) at 2010-07-24 21:35:08 (838 săptămâni în urmă) - [Link]

#90919 Snapi, "... море под водой ..." - :rofl:

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#90925 by danalexandru (Liosha de la Vodokachika) (0 mesaje) at 2010-07-24 21:35:36 (838 săptămâni în urmă) - [Link]

#90919 Snapi, :bravo:

tak derjati :lol:

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