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#0 by BauntoDisabled (Aniki 兄貴) (0 mesaje) at 2008-11-03 22:04:00 (876 săptămâni în urmă) - [Link]Top
Chuck Norris Fan Club...

For those with balls of steel adamantium


     

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Editat de către Baunto la 2008-11-05 16:52:11




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#76 by Cash (Mr. Worldwide) (0 mesaje) at 2008-11-04 10:17:16 (876 săptămâni în urmă) - [Link]Top
#75 s3ri0uz, :subscaun: how can that be?? :D :look:


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#77 by s3ri0uz Drivers Club ( S ) (0 mesaje) at 2008-11-04 10:19:53 (876 săptămâni în urmă) - [Link]Top
#76 Cash08, "... :subscaun: how can that be?? :D :look: ..." - only chuck norris knows.


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#78 by BossPlaya (Apple Fan) (0 mesaje) at 2008-11-04 10:23:51 (876 săptămâni în urmă) - [Link]Top
01 Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
02 Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
03 Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
04 If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
05 Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
06 When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
07 Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
08 Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
09 They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
10 A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publicly claimed it was
a meteor, and still owes him a beer.

Chuck Norris can piss into gale force winds.


There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris won 'Jumanji' without ever saying the word. He simply beat the living shit out of everything that was thrown at him, and the game forfeited.


Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publicly claimed it was
a meteor, and still owes him a beer.


Chuck Norris got a perfect score on his SAT's, simply by writing Chuck Norris for every answer.


Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.


Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.


After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. It was more "humane".


Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.


Chuck Norris once went to a frat party, and proceeded to roundhouse every popped collar in sight. He then trank three kegs and shat on their floor, just because he's Chuck Norris.


Chuck Norris found out about Conan O'Brien's lever that shows clips from "Walker: Texas Ranger" and is working on a way to make it show clips of Norris having sex with Conan's wife.


Chuck Norris doesn't have normal white blood cells like you and I. His have a small black ring around them. This signifies that they are black belts in every form of martial arts and they roundhouse kick the shit out of viruses. That's why Chuck Norris never gets ill.


Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't fuck with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.

Playgirl magazine once asked Chuck Norris to appear naked in an issue, Chuck laughed at the opporunity saying “there isn’t enough paper in the world to contain my bearded member”. He then killed the editors simply by unzipping his pants.


Helen Keller’s favorite color is Chuck Norris


Chuck Norris once walked down the street with a massive erection. There we no survivors.


When Chuck Norris’s wife burned the turkey one Thanksgiving, Chuck said, “Don’t worry about it honey,” and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, “Never question Chuck Norris.”


Chuck Norris doesnt have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.


When you open a can of whoop-ass, Chuck Norris jumps out.

here are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1.... 1 roundhouse kick to the face..

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.


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#79 by BaD (kaziol nivazmojniimweqrqeqweqr) (0 mesaje) at 2008-11-04 11:08:46 (876 săptămâni în urmă) - [Link]Top



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#80 by dreamlove (Power User) (0 mesaje) at 2008-11-04 11:13:45 (876 săptămâni în urmă) - [Link]Top
Mai ghine faceti un topic in forum cu Chuck Norris jokes :D


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#81 by s3ri0uz Drivers Club ( S ) (0 mesaje) at 2008-11-04 11:35:24 (876 săptămâni în urmă) - [Link]Top
#78 BossPlaya, bay tu rupi :rofl:


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#82 by MonaDory (Live ★ ╎ Laugh ♫ ╎ Love ♥) (0 mesaje) at 2008-11-04 11:57:23 (876 săptămâni în urmă) - [Link]Top
Hai si eu in fanclub :blush:

P.S. Asta e acela din <You don't mess with Zohan>??


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#83 by Sandor Drivers Club (Miracles happen) (2 mesaje) at 2008-11-04 12:29:43 (876 săptămâni în urmă) - [Link]Top
#82 xxxdorinaxxx, "... Asta e acela din <You don't mess with Zohan>?? ..." - :lol:


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#84 by BossPlaya (Apple Fan) (0 mesaje) at 2008-11-04 12:38:43 (876 săptămâni în urmă) - [Link]Top
Pentru toticare au iPhonuri intrati in iTunes store acolo puteti gasi Aplicatia ''iChick'' costa 0.99$ recomand....!!!!

Am ceva nou...''Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks. (New!)'' :D

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.


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#85 by BojangelDisabled (Power User) (0 mesaje) at 2008-11-04 12:46:49 (876 săptămâni în urmă) - [Link]Top
#82 xxxdorinaxxx, nu..acela e Adam Sandler...da aista ii Chack Noris!


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#86 by BossPlaya (Apple Fan) (0 mesaje) at 2008-11-04 12:46:59 (876 săptămâni în urmă) - [Link]Top




Chuck Norris is way cooler Then Halo


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#87 by OnlY Fotbalist (The One) (0 mesaje) at 2008-11-04 12:52:26 (876 săptămâni în urmă) - [Link]Top
emmm.....dragosh????


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#88 by Kyon (User) (0 mesaje) at 2008-11-04 13:07:51 (876 săptămâni în urmă) - [Link]Top
#86 BossPlaya, no way , chuck norris sux at halo , masterchief beats him :crazy:

p.s.so wassup baunto?


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#89 by Sandor Drivers Club (Miracles happen) (2 mesaje) at 2008-11-04 13:08:25 (876 săptămâni în urmă) - [Link]Top
Chuck Norris nu foloseşte prezervativ pentru că nu e nevoie de protecţie pentru Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris joacă ruleta ruseasca cu pistolul plin. Şi câştigă mereu.

Chuck Norris strănută cu ochii deschişi.

Chuck Norris nu are frunte. Ala e doar al treilea sau pumn.

Ştii de ce plâng copiii la naştere? Pentru că ştiu că vor trăi într-o lume cu Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris nu are păr acolo jos... părul nu creşte pe oţel!!


Când Chuck Norris îţi arată degetul, nu o face ca să te înjure... doar îţi arată câte secunde mai ai de trait!

Mulţi oameni au pijamale cu Superman. Superman are pijamale cu Chuck Norris.



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#90 by Cash (Mr. Worldwide) (0 mesaje) at 2008-11-04 13:10:17 (876 săptămâni în urmă) - [Link]Top
#89 Sandor, :subscaun:


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#91 by Indig0 (român) (0 mesaje) at 2008-11-04 13:19:39 (876 săptămâni în urmă) - [Link]Top
:rofl:

thx de imagina

ps. click :rofl:


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#92 by Cash (Mr. Worldwide) (0 mesaje) at 2008-11-04 13:23:15 (876 săptămâni în urmă) - [Link]Top
#91 Cal3L, amus o pun si eu


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#93 by Sandor Drivers Club (Miracles happen) (2 mesaje) at 2008-11-04 13:27:17 (876 săptămâni în urmă) - [Link]Top
#91 Cal3L, boian, tollex a fost primul :)


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#94 by Indig0 (român) (0 mesaje) at 2008-11-04 13:31:06 (876 săptămâni în urmă) - [Link]Top
#93 Sandor, n-am văst, чесна


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#95 by BauntoDisabled (Aniki 兄貴) (0 mesaje) at 2008-11-04 13:52:33 (876 săptămâni în urmă) - [Link]Top
#66 Nari, smth more))

#73 Kyon, I'm still one :shifty: Chuck gaved meh the permision)

#78 BossPlaya, :rofl:
p.c. Everybody is in :cool:


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#96 by djbitocika (Gott ist tot) (0 mesaje) at 2008-11-04 13:55:19 (876 săptămâni în urmă) - [Link]Top
Scrieţi-mă şi pe mine în listă :D


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#97 by CybarG (This is Bat Country) (0 mesaje) at 2008-11-04 13:56:36 (876 săptămâni în urmă) - [Link]Top
#89 Sandor, Chuck Norris  numara  pina la infinit, de 2 ori!


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#98 by Nari (clearly disturbed.) (0 mesaje) at 2008-11-04 13:57:16 (876 săptămâni în urmă) - [Link]Top
#95 Baunto, 69,99? :D


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#99 by BauntoDisabled (Aniki 兄貴) (0 mesaje) at 2008-11-04 13:57:48 (876 săptămâni în urmă) - [Link]Top
#98 Nari, *_* thats geting hoter...need more 8D


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#100 by djbitocika (Gott ist tot) (0 mesaje) at 2008-11-04 13:58:57 (876 săptămâni în urmă) - [Link]Top
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Zct683fLkEs Bancuri cu Chuck Norris :rofl:


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