Stranger: Hi.
You: Hey.
Stranger: I'm 16, male, and I live in the USA. I'm just looking to chat with strangers.
You: You're lookin' for some tittys.
Stranger: Hardly.
Stranger: I'm homosexual.
You: Wanna c some cock?
Stranger: No.
You: Aw.
You: Alright.
You: So tell me
Stranger: I just said i'm looking for friendly conversation.
You: why do you prefer getting slammed in the ass by black men, rather than slamming girls in the pussy
Stranger: What the-- black men ?
Stranger: Thats an awkward assumption.
You: or asian, whatever your preference.
Stranger: I don't know why.
You: when did you decide you wanted to be gay
Stranger: I guess I just hanged out with my sis' too much in my childhood years.
Stranger: Making me more feminine.
You: you dont like incest?
Stranger: I decided I wanted to be homosexual like a year ago.
Stranger: Where did that come from >_>;
Stranger: No I don't like incest.
Stranger: Thats pretty nasty in my opinion.
You: good cause that's almost as weird has homoness.
You: *as
Stranger: I don't find homosexuality wierd.
You: 7 billion other people do o_o
Stranger: :3 Hardly.
Stranger: 6.5 *
You: okay...6
Stranger: Lol, j/k.
You: What do the letters HF mean to you
Stranger: No clue, edify me.
You: Nevermind
You: so anyway
You: how big do you like em
Stranger: Geez. >~>; Just cause i'm homo doesn't mean I only think about meat swords.
You: Lies
Stranger: Truth. 8D
You: LIEZ.
Stranger: Trewthhhhhhhh 8D!
You: so how big.
Stranger: Oh gosh.
Stranger: I wouldn't know.
Stranger: I'm still a virgin.
You: Oh.
You: Well
You: got a pet?
Stranger: But atleast average size >~>;
You: and what do you consider average
Stranger: The average human penis is considered 6 inches long.
Stranger: Health class.
You: why do you know this. and w00t im above.
Stranger: I'm sure you are my friend.
You: 7.5 mutha fucka.
You: or
Stranger: Oh gosh.
You: daddy fucka.
Stranger: Watch out.
You:
Stranger: Anyways.
Stranger: Yes, I do have a pet.
Stranger: Or pets for that matter.
You: practice on it.
Stranger: I has... like... a pond of fish.
Stranger: 3 dogs.
Stranger: and 2 birds.
You: dogs work
Stranger: Practice what ?
You: go ahead and lose the V card.
Stranger: Oh.
Stranger: Ew.
You: You know you want to
Stranger: Nou.
You: you never find yourself just sitting
You: gazing at your dogs asshole?
Stranger: I want to lose my v card to someone I love <333333.
Stranger: Yes, i'm a princess <3
Stranger: LOL.
You: do you wanna do it with justin beiber
Stranger: Yeah, thats what I do.
Stranger: Justin Bieber fails.
You: Lil wayne?
Stranger: Ew.
Stranger: No.
You: you know you want lil wane IN you.
You: *wayne
Stranger: Of course.
Stranger: I want him to pound me with his auto-tuned voice.
Stranger: >~> Gosh no.
Stranger: Y'know, sometimes i wish I was straight.
You: Don't worry
You: just supress your urges
You: and it'll all be fine
Stranger: Surprisingly, my dad hates homo's.
You: be like a pedophile on houe watch.
You: *house
Stranger: >~>; No.
Stranger: I'm probably going to be a closet gay and marry some woman.
Stranger: Leaving the house late @ night to go to a gay strip bar or something.
You: is ">~" the first guy and his dick going into the ">" representing the other mans ass?
Stranger: Yes, that's what it is.
You: okay cool
Stranger: So tell me about you, eh ?
Stranger: Your obviously a guy.
You: no im a girl.
Stranger: And the way you talk indicates that you're straight.
You: with a 7.5 inch pen0r.
Stranger: Either that or a very awkward bi/gay man.
Stranger: Lol, that'd be a sight to see. 8)
You: ikr.
You: but yeah.
You: straight.
You: duh.
Stranger: Don't get sassy with me. :0
Stranger: And where do you live ?
You: You remind me of a guy named Elektrisk, some kid who spews his faggotry all over forums.
Stranger: So I can hunt you down and make you take my virginity.
You: Uh
You: 304 butthurt lane.
Stranger: D: Wow, thanks.
You: Millville texas
You: 89028
Stranger: No offense, but is it true that Texans despise homosexuals ?
You: probably
Stranger: =0 Why is that ?
You: idk go ask one
Stranger: ... I'm asking you aren't I ?
You: o_O
You: I'm South Carolinian.
Stranger: Of course. :o
You: And we generally dislike gays.
Stranger: Due to....
Stranger: Their devilish ways ?
You: centuries of things being correct.
Stranger: So your implying that homosexuality is wrong.
You: just a lil :O
Stranger: Give me one reason why that is my good friend.
You: because guys bleed out the ass.
Stranger: ... I don't see how thats a valid reason, but I'll take it.
You: and it's not natural.
You: if you really want me to switch from troll mode to philosophical mode, I just may.
Stranger: Just because women can pop out humans from that ghastly hole they call a vagina.
Stranger: It makes them "natural".
You: Oh god
You: that's going in my signature.
Stranger: o,o Hm, what forum do you troll on ?
You: hackforums.net
Stranger: I think the reason why people are homophobic on this website is due to the nature of most homo's that go on Omegle.
Stranger: Errkay.
You: o_O
Stranger: I don't feel like visiting that site.
Stranger: Anyways.
Stranger: Most "homosexuals" that go on this site are usually 13 ~ 18.
Stranger: Looking for some cyber sex, which is kind of sad.
You: that's a neat lil faggotry fact.
You: does the word friend offend you?
Stranger: <3 The way you blatantly disrespect homosexuals is somewhat arousing.
Stranger: No.
Stranger: It doesn't.
You: k good
Stranger: It's another word in the human language.
You: cause then I'd have to call you a Hanna Montana.
Stranger: But... i'm not black.
You: it's the logical consequence.
Stranger: LMFAO. Of course it is <3 !
You: Yuh.
Stranger: If you ain't a friend, you's a nigga.
You: yuh.
Stranger: o,o Do you have some country bloke accent to go with that ?
You: Ha no.
You: I wish
You: I can do it though
You: I used to have an accent
Stranger: Oh, what's your ethnicity by the way ?
Stranger: Cockasian ?
You: troll
Stranger: Oh dear.
You: yeah ill have great kids.
You: BUT GUESS WHAT GUYS ON GUYS CANT MAKE KIDS.
Stranger: I don't want kids for that matter.
You: so theres another reason
Stranger: I literally want to strangle little obnoxious children.
You: do it
You: itll be funneh
Stranger: I can see it on the headlines now...
You: then you can fulfil your fantasy with big T in prison
Stranger: Closet Gay attempts to strangle little children but gets his ass handed to him.
Stranger: :I Ew.
You: u know u want to.
Stranger: I bet your best buddies with that flaming gay on your forum huh ?
You: I don't really know him
Stranger: No, all I want is you and your 7.5 inch pen0r.
You: but his obnoxious faggotry is not cool.
You: Ikr
You: its huge.
Stranger: Oh he's flaming.
Stranger: I don't like flaming gays either.
Stranger: How does he manage to flaunt his homosexuality on your forum anyway ?
You: ima laugh my ass of at whatever he posts in response to this conversation, regardless of what it says. it's funny because he's gay.
You: eh severalways.
Stranger: Omg I'm gonna be a star in your forum <3 ?!??!
Stranger: Lucky me.
You: heck yeah
Stranger: o,o What else to talk about.
Stranger: Ermmmmm.
You: do you do it with a warm cantelope
Stranger: I have a subject, what do you like to do besides harassing pre-pubescent teens on the internet ?
Stranger: No... I don't do it with a warm cantelope.
Stranger: I do it with three frozen bananas.
Stranger: For the sexual thrills.
You: oh how does that work
Stranger: You haven't answered my question. And I'll let your imagination run on how it works.
Stranger: Gosh, my Dad's snore is plain obnoxious.
Stranger: You can hearing from across the frickin' house.
Stranger: QQ
Stranger: Strangerrrrrrrrrr, are you there ?
You: yeah
You: was reading a funneh joke
Stranger: Tell me 'bout it ?
You: go wake your dad up and tell him youre gay, but that you got a girl pregnant because you were in self denial
You: itll be funneh
Stranger: >>; Haha.
Stranger: I'm asian.
You: oh tell your future homo partners im sorry
You: asians have tiny pee pees
Stranger: I didn't get to finish my sentence.
Stranger: But I was going to say...
Stranger: That asians don't do anything that regular teens do.
You: liez
Stranger: Like have babies @ the age of 16.
Stranger: We panic @ the thought of getting a A -.
Stranger: That's how terrifying being an Asian is.
You: hmm.
Stranger: Wait, I don't follow why I should tell my future homo partners, if I should even get one, why I'm sorry.
You: well dont worry once you tell your parent youre gay they will lose all hope for you and your life will be much easier
Stranger: Thats an option.
Stranger: But no.
Stranger: I'd rather be lead a sad and unfortunate life to appease my parents.
You: k well ima go now cause I dont want your homosexuality to infect me. any last words?
Stranger: Sorry menz, it has already taken place.
Stranger: And goodbye my lovely stranger <3 !
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO​OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: I'll let you have the honors of disconnecting.
Stranger: I don't feel polite doing so.
You: ttyl
Stranger: How would that work ?
You: how would what work
You: me leaving this chat?
Stranger: Talking to me later.
You: well
Stranger: You'd probably never find me.
You: I'm going to call you tomorrow
Stranger: And we'll have passionate sex all over my house ?
Stranger: But in all seriousness, bye.
You: well yeah thats the plan
You: check it out
Stranger: Aren't I lucky.
You: I already found you on facebook
You: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?=743264506
You: now I just need to speak to a few of your friends
You: get your home info
You: and come and take your virginity
Stranger: o,o Omegle is smart.
Stranger: I wouldn't mind that.
You: kk ill catch the next flight
You: but im just letting you know now.
Stranger: Run along now, unless you'd rather stay with me and all my splendor.
You: I have aids.
You have disconnected.